"Oooh!" she said. "I've got just the pair in mind for you. They're really crazy, but they'll be perfect for you!"
"Aiight," I said. After you've spent two years in neon smiley face tights, "really crazy" is no longer a scary term.
They showed up today and they are incredibly comfortable, warm, and really crazy.
Yellow full-seat. (I am sparing you the butt pic.)
(Please, please, gods of snow, stop tormenting me now that I have the right gear?)