A present revealed

Today I dropped off a present (and warned him to open it now and/or not read this post) so I can share it with yall now. It's inspired by the Subversive Cross Stitch people, but I wanted to make it a work-safe tchotchke. The actual phrase my friend uses all the time is "I'll cut you, bitch", but we wouldn't want HR to come chat with him, would we?



Sparkly, cute, and threatening violence. What more could you want?